The King of Swaziland is planning more... a hundred weddings * Kyrgyz farmers claim we were exposed to "American poisoning" * What to do with the "Gospel according to Judas Ish Kiryat" screen? * Japanese who hid for 60 years
Yoram Mizrachi
The king of Swaziland is planning more... a hundred weddings
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The king of Swaziland, one of the poorest countries in Africa, recently married a tenth wife and announced that he intends to return to the beach at least a hundred more times... The thirty-seven-year-old king married a twenty-year-old local virgin, who after the success of the wedding night, which was defined as a "happy event" in the court, was declared "masavati" a Swahili word that means "queen"
The lustful king "marked" his fiancée with another virgin who will soon be numbered as wife twelve followed by wife number thirteen. One of the two was "marked" after her bad luck (?!) was crowned in a beauty contest and became the "Queen of the Youth of Swaziland". The last wedding, which was celebrated as a popular festival by the grace of His Majesty, was immediately condemned by opposition circles, operating in exile. One of the spokesmen of the exiles said in Britain that the king, who is known to be addicted to Viagra and Cialis erectile pills, is secretly called "the one who wants to be the new Solomon" so much because of the publication of the Jewish king "as having a thousand wives" who probably did not need libido potions. A comparison that apparently enchants the royal adulterer. It seems that the king is not one of the group of users of the distillers, who, according to several researchers, went blind as a result of overuse of the drug.
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Kyrgyz farmers claim we were exposed to "American poisoning"
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Hundreds of Kyrgyz villagers besieged the gates of the American Air Force base in Manas in Kyrgyzstan and accused the US of "poisoning fields and forests". The villagers say that dozens of locals were poisoned after eating a mushroom known as "blue stem" which until now was considered an important seasonal delicacy. Doctors said that ten mushroom-eating villagers are still hospitalized in moderate to serious condition and dozens of others have received treatment and been sent home.
It was also reported that since 2001, the year in which the American base was opened, five farmers have died and about two hundred blue stem mushroom eaters have fallen ill. In the Friday sermons, extremist Muslim priests claimed "that the poisonings are a punishment-retribution for the presence of infidels" others claimed that the mass poisoning was related to aviation fuel, that American military planes, approaching to land at the base located close to the mushroom fields, spray fuel, as a necessary safety process to empty the tanks of loaded planes Ammunition and other inflammable or explosive equipment. Village leaders near the base demanded that the government ensure that the US Air Force compensates the victims of the poisoning and find... a replacement for the delicious mushroom. One of the villagers' spokesmen said "They know how to fly to the moon so they will invest until they find a suitable mushroom..."
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What to do with the "Gospel according to Judas Iscariot" screen?
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Christianity researchers and pastors, from different and diverse factions of believers, are debating how to respond to a new study on the "Gospel scrolls according to Judas Iscariot" in question are Egyptian papyri written in Greek and Coptic. The Gavilim discovered between the 20s and XNUMXs (in the XNUMXth century) present an "acceptable non-Christian" version of the story of the betrayal of Jesus of Nazareth attributed to his disciple Yehuda Ishkariot.
Christian tradition says that Ish-Kriot betrayed his teacher and his brother and he was the one who was handed over to the Romans. In exchange for the most famous betrayal in history, the whistleblower received thirty silver coins. According to the New Testament, Judas kissed Jesus on the cheek "as a sign" in the eyes of the Roman legionnaires who came to arrest him in the middle of the Passover Seder. The story of betrayal, one of the most important in the crucifixion case, has for generations occupied not only Christian researchers, but also writers and artists. One of the famous paintings of the class of treason is "Kiss of Judah" a painting from the 13th century by the brush of the Italian painter Giotto. Researchers sworn to secrecy say that a re-examination of some of the scrolls attributed to Judas Iscariot reveals different descriptions than the conventional one not only of the status of the extradition in Gethsemane, but the episode of the life of Jesus in general. Among other things, they try to determine the reliability of the documents by means of "age tests", all this based on the ecclesiastical-Coptic assumption that the papyri are forgeries.
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Responsible for twenty years, the Russian captive returns home
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The Russian soldier Alexei Olenin, who had been missing since 1983 after being captured by the Taliban, was discovered in a remote Afghan mountain village.
Olinan, a combat medic by training, was captured by the Muslim rebels when he was ambushed in one of the mountain passes. Taliban fighters attacked a Russian military convoy and managed to isolate a light truck driven by Olinin. The captured corps, which luckily was not executed, because the attackers needed his medical knowledge, was transferred to a remote mountain village where he was forced to run a makeshift clinic, which most days became a "hospital" equipped with medicines, medical devices and medical books from the spoils of war. Olinin became fond of his captors, learned to speak Persian in a local dialect, converted to Islam and even married a wife and fathered several children. Olinin resigned himself to his fate because the village where he lived is one of the most remote and isolated in the settlements of Afghanistan and according to him if he had an artery he would not have been able to escape his pursuers. Over the years, the POW was the regional "doctor" and even opened a clinic and a shop selling medicines and medicinal herbs. The corps was discovered by members of an organization of Russian war veterans, who are looking for traces of missing soldiers and he already had time to visit his hometown of Saratov, where he met with relatives and friends from the past. Now the "doctor" is making preparations to move his family to Russia. The Russian government has announced that the Corps will receive its full salary as it has accrued over the past twenty years and will also receive help with housing and assistance to start one's own business without... Phd.
The Japanese hid for sixty years...not exactly
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The story of two Japanese riflemen in their eighties, who have been hiding in the mountains of the Philippines since World War II, aroused great interest in Japan and received international attention that passed quickly after the news was delivered. Searches for the two began with the spread of a rumor about the "safe observation" in the archipelago and in the forested mountainous area, a delegation from the Japanese Ministry of Defense arrived, whose men began collecting evidence. At the same time, the Japanese began to operate helicopter-borne sound amplifiers, to announce that the war was over and they could return home. Eyewitnesses, including a number of farmers who used to come to isolated mountain huts, to leave deserters with some rice, parts of clothing and even wine. The peasants see the two Japanese as a kind of "regional virtue" deserving of respect and gifts. A few who met several times with the elderly privates said that despite difficulty in communication, the soldiers managed to explain that they fled to the mountains during a panicked retreat of their unit and because they did so without orders they fear a military trial for the crime of desertion in the face of the enemy, an offense punishable by death. A farmer who met with the soldiers several times said To the Japanese delegation that was unable to convince those in hiding that Japan had been subdued following the dropping of atomic bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, "they did not believe there was such a bomb," said the farmer. In some areas of the Philippines, there are still more Japanese soldiers who hid for many years after the end of World War II. Most of the defectors died over the years And some live in Philippine settlements where they were absorbed after they secretly helped the locals during the years of the Japanese occupation and after the war they were afraid to return home for fear of being punished for treason.
The reports about Japanese soldiers being found in the jungle are a hoax
Editor's note:
A day after the publication of the article, the following news appeared from the news agencies: "The Philippine police and the Japanese embassy in Manila announced yesterday that the reports of finding Japanese soldiers who had been hiding since World War II are not true, and that it is a hoax." The two soldiers in question never showed up for the meeting with them, and the broker who was supposed to bring them from the woods to the city was declared unreliable. A wave of foreign journalists arrived at the scene last week following the reports about the two soldiers hiding on the island."
