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The UN appointed an ambassador for extraterrestrial affairs, the Vatican wants to baptize them

Two alien news in one day, it's an event that is a bit hard to ignore, but if we peel back the shell from all of them, there is no news, no aliens have been discovered, there are only other factors waiting for them

Mazlan Othman, UN Ambassador for Alien Affairs. Photo: from Wikipedia
Mazlan Othman, UN Ambassador for Alien Affairs. Photo: from Wikipedia

This week the UN appointed an official representative for outer space, Mazlan Othman from Malaysia, her job will be to act as an ambassador to aliens if they land and make contact with the inhabitants of the earth.

This will solve the endless question that has been raised for about a century in science fiction books and comics of all kinds, what to do with aliens who land and ask to "take me as your leader". The United Nations Office for the Promotion of International Relations for Peaceful Needs in Outer Space, UNOOSA will also deal with more mundane areas than contact with aliens. The office will also be responsible for implementing the powers held by the UN Secretary General under international space law. He will also be responsible on behalf of the UN for registering the objects sent into space.

One of the reasons for the appointment was the large number of planets outside the solar system that were discovered in the last 15 years. As the rate of discoveries is increasing, the existence of these planets increases the chance that one of them, of course not in hot Jupiters but perhaps in their moons, or in planets that have not yet been discovered in one The systems have life.

Mazlan Othman is a Malaysian astrophysicist who will be the official greeter of any alien arriving on Earth from space, and she will be the one to introduce him to other world leaders. Some people will argue that this type of appointment should be at a senior level such as a president or other world leader, but the decision to give the position to Othman was made unanimously. She has the scientific background, and is also the director of Malaysia's national space program, a role in which she oversaw the training of the first Malaysian astronaut, Sheikh Musafar Shukor, who flew to the International Space Station on a Russian Soyuz spacecraft in 2007. Othman's roles within UNOOSA include handling space technology , and the preparation of protocols in case an asteroid or comet makes its way on its way to a collision with the Earth. "Ms. Othman is the closest thing we have to a 'take us as your leader' request," said one of the organization's members, who did not identify himself.

and in the meantime, The Catholic Church offers to baptize the aliens. To do this they must contact one Dr. Guy Consolomeno, who is responsible for the Pope's meteorite collection (it turns out there is such a thing), and is also an astronomer by training, as well as a planetary scientist at the Vatican's private observatory.

Dr. Consolomeno, 57, who recently participated in the science festival in Bemingam, also added that there is a possibility that intelligent aliens live in the sky, and they also almost certainly have souls. It was a surprising statement for a senior boutique official. The meaning of the statement is a change in the Vatican's position which sees a contradiction to the supremacy of man in everything related to contact with aliens or. Not to mention their baptism. The idea that aliens might have a soul is a landmark in the ideas raised by the Vatican.

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  1. LR - Please contact us by email and I will direct you to the article.

    Leyar -
    Part of the information is journalistic articles (this is what was published on the Internet - unlike the information in the literature dealing with this field) and part of it is the original studies. If it is specific information that you did not find, you can contact us by email or through the forums and we will try to direct you to the source.

    Hanan Sabat
    http://WWW.EURA.ORG.IL

  2. Hanan Sabat 21,
    I can't get the articles through your association. Could you refer to the scientific journal where the things were published?

  3. A day after the UN appointed an ambassador for extraterrestrial affairs, the first extraterrestrial arrived at the UN. He was greeted excitedly by the new ambassador Mrs. (what is her name, I forgot) Othman.
    The extraterrestrial shook her hand excitedly and said to her: Very nice, my name is Ivet, Avigdor Lieberman, I have news from the remote star. "A long-term interim agreement must be reached."
    "Oh, my dear alien," Mrs. Othman told him. And he answered her: "Yes, because achieving a comprehensive peace agreement in the coming years is not realistic."
    And Mrs. Othman, known for her patience with aliens, listened attentively to Mr. Haizer's words and said, Welcome to Earth. And Mr. Lieberman answered: "I came with a plan for the exchange of territories and populations. This is not a program to transfer populations" from my planet to your planet in the UN.
    And Ms. Othman answered him: Yes, in our desolate UN there is no room for more aliens, I'm really sorry. But we would love to rehabilitate many aliens somewhere far away.
    Then more aliens came out of Lieberman's spaceship and they raised their green antenna and called Mrs. Othman: "This alien is playing into our opponent's hands, we will throw him out of the spaceship."
    And that's how Mrs. Othman's first day as an alien ambassador to the United Nations went.

  4. 'Extrovert' and 'introvert' met. The extrovert says: "Hear Israel.." The introvert answers him: "Israel has already heard..so we transferred the command to Ismael.."

  5. I am more bothered by her origin...

    The first second I heard her name yesterday on the morning news - a strange element was added to an even stranger appointment...
    The Muslims are taking over our world...
    And it is true that religion and belief must be distinguished, but living in the shadow of religious coercion is one of the most unclear things that exist in this world.
    In the XNUMXst, why appoint a Muslim woman to the position?
    I have terrible feelings about everything that is happening around the information, or the "non-information" regarding what is really happening in outer space...

  6. Answer to R.H.:

    The article is on the "scientific research" page, on the association's website.
    If you can't find it, contact us by email and I will contact you directly.

    In any case, the studies are not that new. The subject began to be investigated already in 2000.

    Hanan Sabat
    http://WWW.EURA.ORG.IL

  7. Legali Weinstein. To your question:
    "What if the extraterrestrials that are discovered are bacteria or other primitive creatures that can only be seen through a microscope? And not a "normal" (optical) microscope. Let's say we can identify them with a slightly more sophisticated microscope?
    How exactly will they become Christians?..."
    The answer is quite simple: baptize them.

  8. And what if the aliens want to convert? I assume that it will be possible to waive circumcision, since it is limited to those defined as males according to the Halacha. But if they are not soluble in water, I don't think that they will have any special problems being immersed. Now we just have to wait for the agile rabbi to announce it publicly.

    And on another subject: did you know? According to Jewish law, the laws of the Torah are not limited by the height above the ground, and therefore a Jew in space is subject to the laws in force at the point directly below him on Earth at that moment, regarding changes in the date and time of day. Thus, for example, a person who is in a spaceship circling the Earth, must observe Shabbat as long as it is Shabbat directly below him, and during this time he is also obligated to make Kiddush before eating; But the moment he moves to above to a place where Shabbat has already ended (or has not yet begun), do the laws of Shabbat cease to be valid for him? This creates extremely fascinating problems regarding fasting days, for example.

  9. Lagley –

    When we talk about the term "extraterrestrial", we mean an intelligent life form (the equivalent in English to the terms Extraterrestrial) and not what we call 'bacteria' (although nature has also given them impressive adaptability and resistance).

    The Hebrew term "Alien" refers to any form of life and not necessarily an intelligent one.

    Regarding microbes - fate had its way and a few days ago another study was published, concerning the "red rains" cases in India, where it was claimed that unicellular-like creatures were discovered, which were unknown and apparently of non-terrestrial origin (i.e. extraterrestrial). The new research confirms and strengthens these arguments. Interestingly, most of the scientific sites and science forums on the internet chose to ignore these findings, just as they ignored the original studies from the beginning, which they tried to dismiss as misidentification - and without success.

    And regarding the training of the 'spawns' - the question should be directed to the national curse and wearer of the dresses known as "Maran Shalita Ovadia Yosef" - all this on the assumption that the extraterrestrials are of Sephardic origin and not Ashkenazi, otherwise the problem is complicated.

    Hanan Sabat

  10. Gali, I have news for you - did you know that dog and cat food that is not kosher for Passover is prohibited for sale in supermarkets? There, now you know.

    Abi - if you want to see a real Tirlol for what it is and a little fancy for a late night time, then go:

    http://www.emetaheret.org.il/

  11. After the devil approves the Goldstone report, what's the wonder? I wonder what the next Schlager is.

  12. There is no doubt that the first thing the aliens will do when they arrive will be to look for Monsignor Guy Consolomeno to baptize them.

  13. Hanan,
    "The Vatican astronomer said that if the extraterrestrials wanted to convert to Christianity, there would be no problem."
    And what if the aliens that are discovered are bacteria or other primitive creatures that can only be seen through a microscope? And not a "normal" (optical) microscope. Let's say we can identify them with a slightly more sophisticated microscope? How exactly will they become Christians? How will they undergo Christian baptism as a religion and properly? You can dip the bacterial solution in water (and on this occasion I will also disinfect - tap...tap... - the mixture) so that we do not bring alien bacteria to the earth here. What do we need more swine flu here? Once again Bibi Netanyahu will run and order some million dollars worth of vaccines from some Swiss or French company that will enrich the entire country at my expense and no one will want to be vaccinated against the foreign virus (sorry, in this case the bacteria). 😉

    Regarding animals, I was thinking about the movie Muppets from Space, Gonzo meets his relatives (great movie):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW2RlaC6nAs

    My little son asked me if our dog Shuki is Jewish? This is an issue that comes up in the kosher inspection with us, because his bonzo for example... as far as I know does not have a "kosher" stamp on it. Suppose aliens come here (not bacteria). Like Gonzo or E. T. Their DNA is not human and therefore they are not Jewish. Hence they are not obliged to eat kosher food and they are also considered foreign workers here and Eli Yishai can expel them.
    😉 😉

  14. It seems to me that apart from discussing this somewhat esoteric role in the subject of aliens, there are also serious things here. Celestial bodies have already passed by the Earth several times and on the day of command a decision will have to be made on the matter and only a large (even outdated) organization like the UN can make a decision on the matter because it represents all the nations of the world. Well, almost well.
    Regarding the religious laws... regarding Islam, the aliens will probably have to stand next to the Qadi and say there is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger and it very much depends on whether it is a Shiite, Sunni or Sufi Muslim. And in Islam you do undergo circumcision, just so you know, and more at the age of 13...
    What about the Vatican? Already in the days of the previous Pope John Paul II, great progress was made in the understanding of science. He forgave Galileo and accepted the fact that there is no way the earth orbits the sun and not the other way around. I no longer want to think about what is going to happen with the Protestants and Evangelicals...
    What about the Jews? If they fall for a reform rabbi, that's great, but they need to fall for Rabbi Ovadia Yosef...
    And Stephen Hawking promised a new book and it didn't come out... Stephen - I'm desperately waiting. I have all your books…

  15. The expression "son of man" or son of man or any human being, since according to religion we all came from man and lived, is wrong in the end, our ancestor was discovered a long time ago, he was extremely primitive and hairy, so in the end, we are indeed animals, if You are not alive, so where did you get the instinct to procreate? After all, many times sex is the result of desire and not of "it pleases me so I will do it", desire is a hormonal response and this is the connection between us and the animals, and there are many more such examples, as for example in the case of distress many times we act according to a deeply hidden code Inside our brain is "fight or flight" and there is not much room for logical thinking that characterizes us so much.

    In conclusion, religion is fundamentally flawed and is the weapon of the weak and the stupid
    What is true is that religion and belief must not be confused, which are two completely different things
    I am a religious person, but I am not religious

  16. Tuvia:
    You are probably commenting in the wrong place because the comment you are referring to does not appear here.
    Anyway, nonsense or no nonsense - you are saying the same thing said by the one you say you are referring to - only in many sentences instead of one.

  17. "The halacha is that an alien like an animal is not a Jew"

    How much nonsense is possible in one sentence?

    Some people are Jewish and they must be circumcised
    . There are people who are not Jewish and do not have to be circumcised
    Animals are not humans and aliens are not humans either.

  18. :) As far as I remember from "Gremlins" there are some rules that must not be forgotten:
    1) Do not expose them to light (and cameras).
    2) They are not allowed to eat after 12 at night.
    3) Do not wet them...

  19. Now the war of civilizations has also moved into space.
    Heatican is very interested in baptizing them. Just check first if they are not sensitive to water. The Muslims were able to appoint an ambassador on their behalf to elegantly explain to them that Muhammad was in Sif and woe betide them if they did not convert to Islam. Just don't let some rabbi stand up and offer to confront them, because it's entirely possible that they are multiplying their way and not our way.

  20. "I was surprised that they did not ask to circumcise foreigners. But the truth is that according to the Halacha an alien like an animal is not a Jew... therefore the astronomer's demand from the church is ridiculous" -

    A. As far as I know, the people of the Vatican and the Pope are Catholic Christians and are not so immersed in Jewish law and circumcision ceremonies.

    B. The Vatican astronomer said that if the aliens wanted to convert to Christianity, there would be no problem. I don't remember him talking about a demand from them or that somehow it was based on what is said or not said in Jewish law on the subject.

    Hanan Sabat
    http://WWW.EURA.ORG.IL

  21. Mazel Othman was appointed to the "important" position because of her tolerance towards the aliens. And Stephen Hawking is more suspicious than her, as the British Telegraph reports:
    But Professor Stephen Hawking has warned that alien interlopers should be treated with caution.
    He said: "I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. The outcome for us would be much like when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn't turn out very well for the Native Americans."

    Posted here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8025832/UN-to-appoint-space-ambassador-to-greet-alien-visitors.html

    Hawking is traumatized by Americans because his computer speaks with an American accent instead of a British accent. For him, aliens are America. And the piece was published in the British Telegraph...
    I was surprised that they did not ask to circumcise foreigners. But the truth is that according to Halacha an alien like an animal is not a Jew... and therefore the astronomer's demand from the church is ridiculous 🙂

  22. As the UFO Research Association presented today in the presence of Channel 10 representatives:

    1. The UN is apparently interested in this act to please the members of the exopolitics movement, who have been gaining strength in recent years. Beyond that, there is of course nothing practical or actual in this appointment.

    2. It is advisable not to underestimate when the Vatican issues messages. The Vatican has been researching and investigating the issue of UFOs for many years and has apparently come to the conclusion that the disclosure of the issue is inevitable and therefore, they have decided to issue several announcements in recent years, the most important of which is: that from the point of view of Christianity, there is no problem with the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life.

    Hanan Sabat
    http://WWW.EURA.ORG.IL

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