A lady chimpanzee monkey, named Bruno, led a monkey rebellion that endangered the lives of visitors to a chimpanzee reserve located in Sierra Leone
Yoram Mizrachi
Bruno founded a guerrilla organization
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A lady chimpanzee monkey, named Bruno, led a monkey rebellion that endangered the lives of visitors to a chimpanzee reserve located in Sierra Leone. Led by Bruno, the monkeys tore down a separation fence and attacked tourists, tour guides and taxi drivers. An unfortunate taxi driver who tried to drive the monkeys away was bitten and torn to pieces. Others, including tourists from the USA and the UK, were also attacked by the fleeing monkeys. Several tourists were injured mainly by bite wounds or broken limbs and needed urgent medical attention. Bruno, who was satisfied with killing the taxi driver, called his furry friends And the group of chimpanzees of the tourist reserve fled to the nearby mountains. While the inspectors of nature reserves, the Sierra Leone Ministry of Agriculture and veterinarians are looking for Bruno's gang, most of the monkeys decided that life in the reserve is better than life in the style of Robin Hood and his men in Sherwood Forest. In addition, a reward was given On Bruno's head and in the mountains roam groups of hunters ready to identify Bruno and kill him on the spot. In the meantime, the life of the reserve has returned to normal. The fence has been strengthened and an armed guard stands by the observation point. The director of the reserve told reporters "that he is not quiet because in his eyes Bruno is equal to a guerrilla leader who can attack at any time and anywhere." The police investigation of the case revealed that the monkeys, who lived in a fenced area above which A steel mesh, without the possibility of bypassing the obstacles, they used tree branches to deflect the bolt of the corral gate and when they came out of it they stormed the fence, knocked it down and went looking for me.
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Butcher a baby to discover treasure
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A court in Bhopal, in the state of Madhya Pradesh, one of the most volatile regions in the Indian Federation, sentenced to death Mohabash Kurmi, a respected sorcerer and master of occult wisdom, who kidnapped and murdered a two-and-a-half-year-old toddler. Mohabash did what he did as part of the idolatry of a dark sect, which believes that thanks to a human sacrifice one can discover treasures hidden in a metal urn. Hiding coins and jewelry in urns buried in the ground was a "banking method" that was preserved for centuries, when sometimes this or that old man died, without revealing the secret of the treasure to his relatives. Mohabash slaughtered the toddler he kidnapped and cut off his head from which he separated the ears so that they could be used for drying and making a special powder. The decaying corpse was discovered under a wave of stones located near the Dasi-Baba temple and not far from there, also under a wave of stones was discovered the toddler's skull that was immersed in an extract of mud and ash. The police say that every year dozens of villagers or children are murdered in the remote areas of Madhya Pradesh. Most of the murdered are killed for the needs of human sacrifice and the murders remain a secret, unless someone dares to inform on this or that sorcerer. The man who informed the police about the actions of the bush, was forced to flee the area and is holed up in one of the large and dense cities far from his home village. It was also reported during Mahabush's trial about farmers, or shop owners who got off their property after joining the secret cult and became involved in the horrific cycle of human sacrifice worship and treasure discovery. In the last two years, a number of metal urns have been "discovered", which came up from under a plow blade, or were exposed in destroyed walls. Each "revelation" increases the popularity of the cult's leaders and priests, all this despite the suspicion that at least some of the "revelations" are nothing but urns that have been buried not long ago.
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The business of the English gallows exporter - before liquidation
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The application of a new law passed in the European Parliament, the main point of which is the prohibition of torture or the production of equipment used for the poor, has dealt a heavy blow to the British farmer David Lux from Suffolk, who, in addition to his agricultural pursuits, manufactures kennels, dog hotels, stables and... gallows for hanging an individual or a group. Lux, who The latter was condemned by the Amnesty organization - it markets its gallows to countries in the third world and in particular to governments in Africa. Among the latest customers are Libya and Zimbabwe. Lux is proud of its products, which cost about 12.000 sterling for a basic gallows, designed to hang a single convict. Other gallows, such as the one used by Kuwaiti hangmen, was built to hang a cluster of five executioners, each executed next to the other, each on its own drop-down floor, as well as a modular mobile gallows that can be mounted on a truck bed. Lux is proud of its developments, which belong to the "falling floor and long fall" type. Lux's good business will come to an end already on July 31, 2006, which is the day the new law applies. The last hanging, on a gallows - five, was carried out about two weeks ago in Kuwait City. Among those hanged is an Indian who trafficked in hard drugs, a Pakistani who kidnapped and raped a Kuwaiti woman and three local murderers. The Kuwaiti news agency distributed a series of color photographs that commemorate the horror and the audience watching the blood-curdling procedures.
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All because of…Viagra
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An elderly man from the rural area of Laid Edmonton, in Western Canada, started using Viagra pills when his partner placed a "monthly cap" on his cardiologist that did not match the degree of desire the drug aroused. The man, a grandfather of six grandchildren, decided to go to the big city and there hire the services of a street girl. In a hospital where the man eventually arrived, bruised and bleeding, he sobbed and said, "I have never deviated from the principles of morality, and this is precisely the first time I fell into the area of male prostitutes, I was excited and the lady looked like a brown Indian with a good figure" that's what he said. It turns out into whose car an "Itsan" dressed in women's clothes got in and ordered an elderly man flush with Viagra to drive to a dark alley in a light industrial area. The elderly man lost no time and attacked the "lady" when, according to him, "in the middle of the hug and the kiss, a foreign wig fell from the head of the professional. Only then did I realize that in my arms was a slim but firm Indian man." The Indian "foreigner" got angry and started hitting the unfortunate customer, all this accompanied by really deep bites - on the hand, lip and chin.
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That. One of our own... and the honor of Italian families
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A young man of Israeli origin named Sh. For the sake of his honor he will remain "confidential" in the madman's coat, he is a man who has been living in the eastern United States for several years, recently learned that He mustn't get smart with a hot-blooded family of Italian origin. The troubles that Sh. The secretaries Had-Gadia modern, started after six. broke up with his permanent girlfriend and started courting a new girl. It seems that the company's jealousy Mill. A young woman of Italian origin, she brought her to another detective from her lover, a man from the Holy Land, and one night she used the key to his apartment, which is still in her possession, to enter and check what the boyfriend was doing. To her horror, the company found out. You are Mill's friend. Sleeping in the arms of a foreign girl. The Italian dummy of the company Mil. Proud, the shouts rose to the heart of the sky and the police were called to the scene, the control sorted out and drove the company away. to her house A little while later, while Trying to explain to the new girl what exactly was going on, the door broke open and Mill's friend entered the apartment. Accompanied by two of her ladylike brothers, one Carmen and the other Sergio. While the two brothers take care of Shay, the company Mill devoted herself. To take care of the new wretch who took her place in Sh.'s bed. And she decided to collect her belongings and chose to escape from the place. In the meantime, the policemen returned and respectfully drove the company away. and her two brothers to the police station. Shay was also ordered to come to the station and give testimony there. Sometime early in the morning, after our own guy finished dictating his testimony, he went out to the parking lot, where Claudio, who is the third brother of company Mill, was waiting for him. The one who landed several punches straight to the chin of Sh. and fled the scene. After another round of testimony, just at first light, the rascal returned to his apartment and when he crossed the broken door, the fourth brother and the lady in the group, Luigi, who began to perform intensive care, was waiting for him. who simultaneously began to pursue the fourth brother and that All this in a mission to honor the family of the girl who was found sleeping in the bed of Sh. And then she was beaten by his girlfriend Mil. The lesson: an Israeli gentleman - guard against harming the honor of Italians with boiling brothers.
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