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According to the rumor, the French scientist Pierre Kohler revealed secret documents about sex experiments in zero gravity conditions that NASA did in 1996. The goal was to determine the most effective ways to have sex in space.

By Caroline Sullivan, Guardian Editor Walla!

Instant gratification, here and now, is our problem. we want it all
And we want it now. Also sex in space. It is not enough that the astronauts
Just swallow their protein pills and put on their helmets like
As David Bowie put it; They will be happy, they will know they are buying
Your place in eternity and in the memory of future generations. Now they will expect that the sex
will be part of the equation, like boys and girls who can't wait
and return home to realize their love, and do so behind the discotheque.

French scientist Pierre Kohler has reportedly revealed secret documents on
Experiments on sex in zero gravity conditions done by NASA in 1996. The goal
was to determine the most effective ways to have sex in space. they
"They clearly thought of couples who would spend a long time together in space," Koller says
In the book "The Final Mission" he wrote about the Mir space station.

What in God's name happened to celibacy that forges character? is it not possible
that such couples, for a change and for the common good, will distract themselves from an affair
this? To Laura Sopra, who was a member of the NASA test team at the time
The longest, there was no problem with retirement: "That's one of the things
that you give them up when you go upstairs." Musa Manrov, who spent a year
In "Mir", I agree. "A young man can manage for three years without women."

This is the spirit, this is how it should be done. It would have saved NASA the expense
involving "inflatable tunnels and fixed strips in the wall", which the researchers
They found that they were essential to prevent the couple from drifting apart and drifting off
to the other end of the spacecraft. They did offer four positions you could reach
to them while the couple is floating; Apparently they are supposed to be fun,
Until you start thinking about what happens when the two disconnect. And what exactly?
What happens to body fluids? If we continue in this line of thinking, these are the producers
Enjoying urinating on others may find that the lack of weight deceives them
Exactly what they like to do, but don't necessarily like to absorb themselves.
Followers of sadomasochism will not be able to enjoy the satisfying sound and touch of
Whip on leather. This means that sex in space will be pretty basic.

And what about the hassle of picking up parts of your spacesuit from the places you scattered
them? No, it would be wise to choose the fixed strips on the wall. the benefits
The only ones of heavenly worship - and this will stand the test in the current century in the journey
The three years to Mars - are not at all related to the act itself. There won't be any
Quarrels about who will sleep for example on the wet spot, because he will be
scattered throughout the area (see previous reference to body fluids).

To the question of whether he will respect you the morning after there is no reality in the black night
The eternal of deep space. Morning never comes, and neither does deliberation
The tormented and inevitable: who should call whom. And finally, there won't be any
A need, as described in many science fiction films, to stop at another planet on the way
To introduce a love story into the plot, and there will be no concerns about the offspring
The aliens that might be born from such a union.

It is interesting that NASA found it necessary to carry out the experiment, as it had so far
Space travel has a sexless aura. It was a heroic operation that elevates man,
And those who engaged in it, which until recently were always men, seemed liberated
the metallizers of the meat. In the face of wives like Tipper Gore, waiting for them in Houston,
This may be the only chance they have to experience the joys of friendship
Platonic and Christian connections, by virtue of being braver and smarter
more than other humans.

There was certainly no deviation from the professional relationship in the relationship between Deputy
Uhura in the series "Star Trek" and among the men in the spaceship
Enterprise. In "Lost in Space" (in the television version of the years
the sixties), the mother and the father, preoccupied with the troubles that befall them, create the
The impression that sex is the last thing on their mind.

But there are others, like cosmonaut Svetlana Svitskaya, who might
will find a secret pleasure in the discovery of Kohler. According to the rumor she was lying - if
That's the right word - with one of her male colleagues on the Sliot 7 space station
In 1982 it may have been just a way to release energy, but the idea is clear
Doing it in space, with others nearby, was a serious incentive. feeling
Similarly, the unburdening of teenagers may have been the reason for their mating
Two strangers on an American Airlines flight from Dallas to Manchester is not anymore.
Sometimes it might be more tempting to delay gratification, and even - especially? - on a journey
to mars
{Appeared in Haaretz newspaper, 17/3/2000{

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