Dangerous games * To know what we meant in the title, please read the article to the end.
Yoram Mizrachi
dangerous games
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In the Democratic Republic of the Congo, a frenzy of atrocities continues, affecting the divided country even after the end of the civil war. In the midst of the madness, a new phenomenon emerges, which drives an entire population crazy in an isolated rural area. This is related to hundreds of child soldiers, who served in the guerrilla organization "Movement for the Liberation of the Congo" and since the war have concentrated on their weapons, in the city of Gadolit, where they await "official release from the army" whose ranks have included all the former rebels.
The little soldiers, expecting liberation rewards, which for some reason are delayed in arriving and according to rumors were stolen by corrupt people. The children, armed from head to toe, the youngest of whom is a skinny 9-year-old boy and the oldest is a sturdy 13-year-old boy, were kidnapped at the time from their homes and forced to fight against the government army, or Rival undergrounds and their little hands bleed blood. After a cease-fire, the children were evacuated to remote army camps, or transferred to isolated jungle campsites, where UN aid workers are supposed to prepare them for civilian life. UN officials say that most of the armed minors are orphans uprooted from their homes, which are usually hundreds of kilometers from Gadolith .
While the government is considering the amount of compensation that should be paid to the children, the national police made an attempt to disarm them. The effort failed after the little soldiers, condemned by the police as "thieves in uniform", opened fire on a police convoy and, among other things, fired RPGs and a recoilless cannon - all this except machine guns and assault rifles.
In the meantime, some of the children began committing acts of robbery and were soon joined by about two hundred of their friends, who set up roadblocks, collected a transit tax, or raided villages where they "confiscated" anyone who came near. A Belgian priest, who tried to convince the minors to exchange guns for food and medical care, was attacked by Dozens of children were beaten to a bloody pulp, the good priest's black cloak was torn to shreds and he fled for his life with only his underwear on .
In other places in Africa, for example in Uganda, underground organizations continue to kidnap and employ children as fighters for everything. A Christian underground organization called the "Revolutionary Army of God" LRA operating in Uganda and Sudan, among other things, kidnaps girls who are employed in "service positions" and in fact are used as minors who are also sold to the child soldiers. The heads of the pious organization promise the little ones "meetings with Jesus and a place in heaven" and gifts included Games, footballs, sports shoes and even toy guns and plastic guns....The Christian guerrilla organization, for some reason, declared war on....Bicyclists and those caught on their bicycles are exposed to severe torture and are expected to die by firing squad. A military spokesman in Kampala said that the perpetrators of the torture are soldiers- Children who treat their terrible actions as a game and nothing more....madness in a crazy continent.
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What the UN says about abortion
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In the framework of a global frenzy of accumulating data on almost everything and subject, as well as the data of the health organization close to the United Nations WHO, it turned out that every year and around the world at least half a million mothers die during childbirth. A million pregnant women are injured during childbirth and are classified as disabled who suffer from serious health deterioration, not to mention On embryos that come into the world when they are almost irreparably damaged, the data collections of The United Nations, that in all continents and every year, in our messed up world, about forty million abortions are performed and that seventy thousand young women after their first birth, stillbirth, or pregnancy complications - live in health conditions, defined as "risk to their lives and the lives of the newborns" The alarming document does not spare developed countries and states that problems are also registered in the most developed countries in Europe, with an average of fifteen maternal deaths per hundred thousand Births. At the top of the list of abortionists who/not in the third world are women from Russia and Ukraine. The Vatican responded to the document harshly and firmly stated "that if the women had kept the principles of the Catholic religion - then millions of abortions would have been avoided, defined by the Pope as murder for everything" a Chinese official, who heard In the line of the survey and the reaction of the Vatican, it responded to the words of the priests with one word "madness"...
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It is once again permissible to cast a spell in Egypt
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The Egyptian Minister of Labor, Ahmed El-Aamwi, acceded to the pleas of nightclub owners, hotels and organizers of family events, weddings - pomp, engagement and even "joys" at the workplace, etc. and with great fanfare canceled a decree forbidding foreign women to engage in belly dancing....
The ban was imposed less than a year ago, all this in response to complaints from local mentzas, who argued against the foreign dancers depriving them of their livelihood and harming an ancient Egyptian tradition.
Immediately after the imposition of the ban, the wages of top-class Egyptian dancers rose steeply and skyrocketed to ten thousand dollars per performance. Imported dancers, most of them from Ukraine and Russia, usually charge "only" 500 dollars per performance and apart from their cheap price, they are popular with the audience because of their skin tone and light hair. Tatnia Kharbiuk, a Ukrainian dancer who for business purposes uses the stage name "Om Kozak/Kozak's mother" said that the ban hurt "young Ukrainian girls who from a young age studied ballet and discovered musical talent" A friend of "Om Kozak" Lara Mashniuk, known as "Klayla" said that the ban caused many female dancers to get up and leave Egypt, to seek their fortune elsewhere, The rest...in Israel, which according to her is "a country that appreciates Ukrainians because of their talent and work discipline". The full-breasted Tatanya added details about not-so-glamorous occupations, which were available to displaced female dancers from Eastern Europe, including those who were in their homeland "ballet dancers with musical talent"
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Never heard of alligators
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Michelle Rivas, a 20-year-old girl from Georgia, traveled with her father to help her grandparents, farmers from Florida who were hit by a series of terrible storms.
On the second day of the work visit, Michelle said she wanted to swim in the lake near Grandfather's house, who was horrified and asked his granddaughter, "Haven't you heard about Florida's alligators?" Michelle announced that during the day she walked by the lake and didn't see even one amphibious reptile. Later that night, a little while after saying goodbye to her grandparents and father and apparently going to sleep, Michelle slipped through the window and hurried to do a night swim naked. In the morning, Michelle's relatives discovered that the girl had disappeared. Extensive searches began almost immediately, and to the horror of her relatives, Michelle was discovered at the lake's edge, as she floated lifelessly, all but a left arm that was severed above the elbow. Not far away, a medium-sized alligator Sheva floated to his delight, showing no interest in the search. When the body was pulled from the water, they discovered her right arm , the victim's back and chest bore holes that indicated crocodile bites. Director of the Fisheries Authority And the wildlife in the area, Dr. Paula Towens, decided to settle for moving the alligator suspected of murder to another lake where it will "swim for observation". Florida inspectors usually shoot human-eating alligators, but Paula said there is no proof that the alligator, known as "Freddy", is the killer and therefore will not be killed.
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Cats were called to serve actively…
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The Mexican health authorities announced that a rat epidemic is raging in the mountainous village of Atzcadoros, in the state of Chihuahua. Health inspectors determined that the village was infested with no less than half a million rats, the size of some of which was compared to chickens or foxes. After lengthy discussions and fear that the rats would spread diseases and damage the crops, it was decided to recruit a cat unit. The animals called to the flag, embryos Spawning processes, including sterilization and vaccination before they are sent to the Chihuahua slaughterhouses. The cats are recruited in the main cities, where they "stand up" next to traps placed near the garbage cans, or they are purchased from cat hunters, who specialize in the industry that is in considerable demand. So far, 290 cats have been placed in Atzcadoros, and in the provincial city another 500 cats are being prepared for the combat operation, which arrived from all over the country. Each cat is examined by a veterinarian to determine that the weapon system His, teeth and nails sharpened, is in a satisfactory state of maintenance and guarantees the elimination of rats. In the state of Chihuahua, according to a careful Emden, there are about four million rats that multiply rapidly. In the meantime, the sanitation services of New York announced that, according to the latest count, there are no less than a million rats living in the big city, especially in Manhattan. A New York sanitation officer said that the American rats are vaccinated by various methods, including scattering bullets stuck in chunks of meat or cheese and even contraceptive pills. The clerk, the rats are considered a sought-after food by the homeless, who compare a roasted rat to a rabbit or a chicken and dine to their heart's content by improvised barbecues.
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Fat Albert loves chocolate
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A young man from Colorado, recovering from an injury that occurred in a serious skiing accident, woke up from a light nap on a couch in his cabin and was amazed to see a large black bear wandering around the apartment, rummaging through closets and emptying pantry drawers. The frightened young man did not bat an eyelid and luckily the greedy bear discovered a bag containing two kilograms of chocolate and a packet of marzipan The fat animal sat comfortably in the guest room, where he dined His heart is in the premium chocolate and, according to the young man, he "grunted with pleasure". The actions of the bear known around as "Fat Albert" included a dessert with meat, milk and butter that he took out of the refrigerator. Gluttony actions, which are required at the end of summer, as part of the bears' preparations for the prolonged hibernation and the instinctive need to gain fat. The meal It ended a little while later and the bear turned to rest. The young man, who tried to reach the phone and call Help, I was even more amazed when "Fat Albert" climbed heavily onto an empty sofa, fell asleep and started snoring. The bear, known for its gluttonous exploits, woke up an hour later, left the cabin and with a lazy, satisfied walk returned to the forest shelter.
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Recycling elephant dung
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The new craze in the souvenir and tourism market of Sri Lanka is paper produced from elephant dung. Animal excrement recyclers use primitive methods to produce different types of colored paper, in different sizes and page weight according to the amount of raw material required during production. Because of the elephants, there is a large amount of foliage, tip and core that are the basis of the paper industry. The special sheets are usually produced in farmers' houses, who collect dung and cook the raw material, similar to the production method of normal paper. Extra thick sheets are turned into cardboard and are used to make boxes for packing gifts and even Medicines and perfumes. Recently, the farmers began to collect cattle dung and other animal waste, which also feed on leaves and core Trees. In various places in the island country, they already offer elephant paper, or cow dung paper. As coarse and not flat writing paper or... as thin paper for desserts. One of the most prominent producers in the new industry, a farmer from the Colombo area, usually signs his products with a simple international commercial name that is understandable in all languages KAKA ELEPHANT PAPER
A biologist who heard about an attempt to produce a paper from a tzutat walking on two, commented that the matter was destined for a stinking failure related to human nutrition
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Alphon Tsipsov Medical…
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A popular medical article, published in the Canadian province of Alberta, stated that shortness of breath/asthma is controllable and in remission. The encouraging news quickly turned into a disappointing simphor, after researchers from Calgary determined that it was not and was not created. One professor, who specializes in the disease, said that in total there are many patients who have learned to adapt to the disease and, by the way, "bypass medications." The expert warned against illusions and said that every year five hundred patients die In short, one hundred and fifty thousand patients visit emergency rooms and emergency clinics every year. Another doctor stated that through Self-control and taking medication in time can control the disease but not cure it. An activist in one of the associations to fight asthma said that he had returned from an international conference where it was reported that about three hundred million people, on all continents, are registered as asthmatics. An African doctor, the director of an asthma clinic, presented a ranking system at the conference The severity of the disease based on... recording types of exhalations, wheezing, choking sounds and heavy breathing of patients who are in the midst of an attack and determined that the rating of the desperate voices will help diagnose asthma similar to.... measuring the magnitude of an earthquake according to the Richter scale....
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A bit of Madonna…
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A resolution was passed in the Egyptian parliament forbidding the Hollywood justification Madonna, known as Esther, to visit the country of Hayor.
The initiators of the decision are parliamentarians of the devout Islamic variety who, according to them, were shocked to hear that the kabbalistic singer did believe in what was defined in Cairo as "idolatry." The self-righteous parliamentarians explained that the ban came to ensure the peace of mind of young Egyptian women and men. "As a brainwashing plot according to the principles of the protocols of the Elders of Zion" and forbade faithful and devoted Muslims to engage in the "Jewish craze" that apparently occupies Egyptian occultists. Madonna/Esther's relatives said that the almost ultra-Orthodox singer has no intention of visiting or performing in Egypt.
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Finally: a medical straitjacket
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In all cultures there is, as we know, a folk "medicine" phenomenon which is a mixture of ignorance, superstitions "and proven experience" that is recommended as medical treatment for everything. This time I will bring medical advice from the world of the Lakota tribes and advice for the treatment of the oppressed. to ascend spiritually" and he who walked all his days heel to heel is considered a saint. In the beliefs of the Indians of North America The mentally ill are considered to have a special connection with the spirits "and the relatives in the sky" when many tribes, from one nation or another, were proud of the number of their insane and considered them a real asset....
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