Channel 2 broadcasts in the morning are not intended for those with high intelligence. The women who watch them are exposed to the stupidity of the Middle Ages
Esther Zandberg on Channel 2 broadcasts on January 12.1.2000, XNUMX
Esther Zandberg
It would not be politically incorrect to assume that the majority of television viewers between eight in the morning and seven in the evening are women. It's also no secret that most of them watch the second channel. The channel is aware of the gender statistics and in the trailers the franchise invites its viewers to "a meeting of girls - Thursday evening - your hours".
The truth is that our hours start already in the morning, and they are bursting with nonsense in tomato juice, mainly from mysticism. Because nonsense is probably the favorite food of women, and mysticism all the more, since the days of the witches and witches of the Middle Ages.
The advertisements were also carefully chosen: the wonders of washing powder, the sieges of bleach and the greatness of a scale remover, in case you come across some stain on the faucet just as you are communicating with the extraterrestrial on duty. But we will come back to that later.
I do not have a sister
So what did we have, girls? After a poignant interview with the sexologist Ruth Hochner ("And behind the head there is such a valve that is the faucet of the sex. You get permission, the faucet opens and that's it"), Sivan Doron hosted Amir Abu Najam on the "Network on the Morning", reading inside. Doron volunteered to have her face read in front of the nation.
Najam: "I don't know you and I tell you, by your face, that you have one sister and no brothers at all." Doron: "I have two sisters." Najam: "Not true. You have one sister." Doron: "Yes, that's right, I have two sisters." Najem: "Not true. And you also had a lot of suffering in your life, you and your sister."
And if we had not moved on to the next mystical item - a veteran singer who suddenly heard in her dream the sounds of violins and conversations in many languages - we would have remained with the quarrel over the number of sisters to this very day. Chaya Schwartz, by the way, translated the Night of the Languages into Hebrew, and she appears in a deep voice like an extraterrestrial (and we'll get back to that) with the New Age band "Beriat Ha'olem", in the song "Take all the happiness in the world, collect all the beauty in the world and be happy".
sloppiness in clothing
And from all this happiness we will move on to alternative medicine, in Alona Friedman's program "In the Best Families", where we will learn to treat the flu with unconventional methods, not before special captions on the background announce throughout the morning, in the style of fortune telling of Bazooka gum, that "Geminis are expected to have a good day And the offers that will be offered to you today will improve your status." And Aries will receive a "surprising invitation abroad as part of work".
And we haven't gotten to "Milkshake" yet - the late night program, if there was one, that was delayed until nine in the morning to completely confuse our slack minds from applying anti-wrinkle cream, on the recommendation of Andy McDowell's advertisement. Adrian Dvir, a computer programmer who believes in aliens, is staying with Scout Grant. What do you believe? It is not a matter of faith. Check it out.
There are literally 15 extraterrestrials in the milkshake studio right now, seven big ones with big heads and bumps, and eight different shapes and sizes. One of them is a scout herself, but neither she nor Adrian knows it. Only I know, as I am one of the 25% of the population who have supersensory perception (and iron nerves).
And for dessert, the journey of Judy-Lak-Nir-Moses-Shalom and her guests in the Astrology Naphtoli - Pisces with a Leo horizon and a pinch of Taurus. It is the downing of an age of vanity and snobbery, snobbery and know-it-alls, sarcasm.
{Appeared in Haaretz newspaper, 14/1/2000}
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